Overheard at a Baseball Game

Woman 1 was holding an infant and talking to Woman 2 at a youth league baseball game today. I was standing right behind.

Woman 1: "...So he said to me, 'Hon, it's been six weeks, are we ready to start up again?'"
Woman 2: "Heh! What did you say?"
Woman 1: "I told him I'd pay for a hooker."