"We were, ummm... crying! Yeah, that's it!"

Those whacky ex-Topcat cheerleaders are still trying to set the record straight. At first, there was no denial of the infamous bathroom stall lesbian encounter. Then, one of the cheerleaders denied the sex, and there was speculation that her brunette friend was getting sick in the toilet. Now, the story is that the brunette was crying, and the blonde was there to comfort her.

Let me just say this: I've been around girls who are throwing up, and I've been around girls who are crying, and neither time did it sound *anything* like the moaning of sex. Note to blonde cheerleader: if your partner sounds like she's crying or throwing up when you're doing it, then you aren't doing it right.