Carpetbaggers

What do you get when you have a news story that combines pro cheerleaders, a drunken arrest, and lesbian sex in a bathroom stall? The perfect motivation for me to get blogging again.

It's true. Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders, Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas, decided that the dance floor in Tampa didn't provide them environment they needed to explore each other properly, so they scampered off to the bathroom stall for a lengthy munching session. So lengthly, in fact, that another woman grew impatient waiting to use the bathroom and started asking them to vacate the stall. So one of these delightful lawn-mowing ladies opened the door and punched her out. Needless to say, the horny TopCats were arrested.

But that's not the end of the story. The lesbo TopCat that threw the punches then gave police the name of a different TopCat cheerleader, presumably to avoid getting caught. Read about it here.

OK, these two are screwed as NFL cheerleaders. However, if they are smart, they will put up a web site for all the new fans of lesbian -- or at least bi-curious -- cheerleaders, and they might catch on in pop culture.

If not, there's always Arena Football.

UPDATE: More details and name can be found here.