Helpful Hints About Husbands

A co-worker was telling me today how long it had been since he'd made snarky with his wife. Then his wife asked him, "Honey, are you ok... medically?"

"Sure. Why?" he asked.

"Well, you seem to be spending more and more time in the bathroom lately..."

Make a note of this, ladies: if you find yourself about to ask this question, ask yourself when was the last time you gave it all to your husband. Then smile and count your blessings that you have a man who takes care of business instead of shopping somewhere else.